I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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