David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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