Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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