There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
3pm strippers are depressing
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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