Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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