If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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