Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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