Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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