Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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