she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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