And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Randomize