dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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