gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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