thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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