Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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