Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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