Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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