I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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