i jhust puked up my retainher.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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