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I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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