I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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