Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Dignity is for republicans.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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