How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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