Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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