he was CRYING into my vagina
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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