I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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