I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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