Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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