He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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