Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Porn is love you can see.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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