I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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