Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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