it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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