And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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