remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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