Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Found your dick twin last night
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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