David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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