I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Randomize
