How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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