Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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