I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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