I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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