His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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