i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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