i think my tv is drunk
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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