did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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