I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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