She's JV to your varsity
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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