If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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