You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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