Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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