therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
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I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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