just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
God, I missed his penis.
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