Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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