Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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